Funny Customer Service Anecdote
March 24, 2013 § Leave a Comment
So, I was chatting with a co-worker tonight and he told me a funny true-to-life customer service situation he had experienced in his nine years of customer service.
This lady called him and said that her keyboard doesn’t work. He went through the steps of troubleshooting her issue:
- was the keyboard plugged to the PC?
- did she try to reboot her PC?
- is there a loose or open wire on her keyboard cable?
- when did the trouble start?
and so on. She said she did all those and explained it worked for a while and then stopped working.
So, my co-worker (I will call him A) sent a tech onsite to help hands-on. The tech called him back a half and hour later and this is how the conversation started.
Tech: Man, you won’t believe this.
A: What happened?
Tech: You just can’t believe what she did.
A: Did you fix it?
Tech: Yeah, I fixed it. *still has a shocked voice*
A: What was the problem?
Tech: She took out all the character keys out and put them in alphabetical order!
Imagine my ROFLMAO! It was hilarious! This was the first time I’ve heard this type of situation! It was too funny not to share. :)
View like no other: Rooms photographed as if they had no floors | DVICE
August 28, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Concrete pipe hotel is still more roomy than a capsule hotel | DVICE
March 26, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Mmm. Looks like this is in my list for “Future Hotel Stays”. Looks cool! But doesn’t it seem like you might need more privacy than those curtains?
ROFL. An old post from my old blog back in 2003.
October 12, 2011 § Leave a Comment
I was looking through my old posts in LJ looking for some book review I did way back then and I saw this. This is soooo funny to read. Also annoying. :P Posted on Nov. 5th, 2003 at 01:45 am
Okay, just because I was bored, and decided to look into a chat room, this guy comes along and ruins my day:
NineDayys [1:25 AM]: single?
I think he’s just lonely. Boohoo! I pity him, really.
Leiza [1:25 AM]: no i’m married :)
NineDayys [1:25 AM]: kids?
Leiza [1:25 AM]: none yet
NineDayys [1:25 AM]: open-minded?
Leiza [1:25 AM]: like how?
NineDayys [1:25 AM]: casual dating and being discreet about it?
Leiza [1:25 AM]: nah
Leiza [1:26 AM]: i’m faithful
NineDayys [1:26 AM]: we all say that
Leiza [1:26 AM]: and i mean it
NineDayys [1:26 AM]: are u pinay?
Leiza [1:26 AM]: yep
NineDayys [1:26 AM]: where were you born?
Leiza [1:26 AM]: philippines
NineDayys [1:27 AM]: okay so how long have u been living here?
Leiza [1:27 AM]: about 7 years
NineDayys [1:27 AM]: tell me ur married to a white guy, right?
Leiza [1:27 AM]: correct
NineDayys [1:28 AM]: okay, i’m a guy, and i know what guys do whether they be faithful or not.
Leiza [1:28 AM]: and what is that
NineDayys [1:28 AM]: oh c’mon dont be so naive
Leiza [1:28 AM]: sorry i guess i am..indulge me
NineDayys [1:29 AM]: i dont want to go through every single details but having casual sex is the nature of men
Leiza [1:32 AM]: i guess so, but not all men are unfaithful
Leiza [1:33 AM]: they are only unfaithful because they are not satisfied in bed with their wives..and i do that perfectly for my husband..he has no complaints
NineDayys [1:33 AM]: we all say that but dont be so naive
Leiza [1:33 AM]: i’m not
Leiza [1:33 AM]: and you’re just being an ass
NineDayys [1:34 AM]: look, i’m not disagreeing with you but i’m a man and i know what men do
Leiza [1:34 AM]: i think you’re more naive than you pose to bee
Leiza [1:34 AM]: yeah, then you haven’t met my man yet
NineDayys [1:34 AM]: well ur either stupid or just fresh from the boat
NineDayys [1:34 AM]: no offense
Leiza [1:34 AM]: i’m not stupid..i’m just very lucky
NineDayys [1:34 AM]: lucky to be thinking that way maybe…
Leiza [1:35 AM]: and i guess you just haven’t found the right girl to be faithful with
Leiza [1:35 AM]: no ..not thinking..it’s a FACT
NineDayys [1:35 AM]: i’ve been there…done it all
Leiza [1:35 AM]: not really, cuz you haven’t found the right one
NineDayys [1:35 AM]: for u to say that ur man is faithful i think is a joke
Leiza [1:35 AM]: don’t put others down just cuz you haven’t found the right booty
Leiza [1:35 AM]: then I’m sorry for you because of your cynicism
NineDayys [1:36 AM]: i’m not putting you down or anything like that
Leiza [1:36 AM]: i just hope you do find the right girl…but you know what..I hope not
NineDayys [1:36 AM]: why do you think foreigners go to the Phils?
Leiza [1:36 AM]: well it seems like you are..so don’t even try defending yourself
NineDayys [1:36 AM]: answer me
Leiza [1:36 AM]: he never went to the Philippines
NineDayys [1:37 AM]: i bet…
Leiza [1:37 AM]: it’s the truth
Leiza [1:37 AM]: we met here in the US
NineDayys [1:37 AM]: denial maybe but not the truth…
Leiza [1:37 AM]: why do you think all Pinays are mail-order brides
Leiza [1:37 AM]: denial maybe for you but not for me
Leiza [1:37 AM]: you stereotype Pinays like they are the sluts of the earth..don’t even try that with me
NineDayys [1:38 AM]: lol, ur totally out of context now
Leiza [1:38 AM]: whatever
Leiza [1:38 AM]: that’s what you’ve been thinking all along
NineDayys [1:39 AM]: newsflash for you: sex is natural for men whether they be faithful or not
NineDayys [1:39 AM]: okay, so dont give me that crap bout ur man being honest and faithful
Leiza [1:39 AM]: lol..of course, sex is natural for men..it is for women too…and it doesn’t mean they have to be unfaithful
Leiza [1:39 AM]: well he is
NineDayys [1:40 AM]: u still dont get it at all
NineDayys [1:40 AM]: gosh how could u be so naive
Leiza [1:40 AM]: oh i get it all right…it’s YOU who doesn’t get it. you have cynicism in your heart and you think all men are pigs..well they’re not
Leiza [1:41 AM]: i think you are the naive one
NineDayys [1:41 AM]: look, i have nothing against you personally, but i guess you have to defend ur man in order to be with him otherwise u wont be able to stay here in america
Leiza [1:41 AM]: hahahaha
Leiza [1:41 AM]: how funny
NineDayys [1:41 AM]: is that why?
Leiza [1:41 AM]: nope
Leiza [1:42 AM]: i arrived in the US legitimately..and with no help from my husband
NineDayys [1:42 AM]: are u one of those mail order bribes who married an aging foreigner in order to get a green card?
Leiza [1:42 AM]: lol not even close
Leiza [1:42 AM]: see? i told you you stereotype Pinays
NineDayys [1:42 AM]: i think ur one of them
Leiza [1:42 AM]: well you’re wrong and i don’t have to justify myself to you
NineDayys [1:43 AM]: otherwise u wouldn’t be online looking for a real ‘man”
Leiza [1:43 AM]: who said i was looking for a real man? what a joke
NineDayys [1:43 AM]: if you had a man u wouldn’t be online honey…
Leiza [1:43 AM]: i think you’re the one looking for a “real woman”
Leiza [1:43 AM]: can’t i just be online and just be that? i’m not looking for a man..sorry
NineDayys [1:43 AM]: maybe but it’s okay for men
Leiza [1:43 AM]: whatever
Leiza [1:44 AM]: you’re just wasting my time…thank you for the chat, but i have no time for you
NineDayys [1:44 AM]: u find ur life so miserable and how do u ventilate? By going online of course…
NineDayys [1:44 AM]: dont u think i know that?
NineDayys [1:44 AM]: good luck
Toowoomba Flood 2011.01.10
January 11, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Wow. How quickly the water went up.
Please help donate to the Queensland Government Appeal at:
http://www.qld.gov.au/floods/donate.html
How to repair a dent in your car with canned air. [VIDEO]
December 24, 2010 § Leave a Comment
Interesting! Now we can fix any kind of car dents. :)
