Bold the things that are TRUE.
I’ve never been drunk
I’ve never smoked pot
I’ve never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I’ve never kissed a member of the same sex — not like french kiss
I’ve never crashed a friend’s car
I’ve never been to japan
I’ve never been to europe
I’ve never ridden in a taxi
I’ve never been in love
I’ve never been dumped
I’ve never shoplifted
I’ve never been in a fight
I’ve never had a threesome
I’ve never snuck out of my house
I’ve never pissed on myself
I’ve never been arrested
I’ve never made out with a stranger
I’ve never been on a blind date
I’ve never lied to a friend
I’ve never had a crush on a teacher
I’ve never skipped school
I’ve never thrown up in public
I’ve never purposely set a part of myself on fire
I’ve never eaten sushi
I’ve never been happy with myself
I’ve never met a movie star
I’ve never cheated in any test/exams
I’ve never confessed my feelings for anyone before
I’ve never run away from home
I’ve never been on a stage
I Have Cramps 
You’ve NEVER purposely set a part of yourself on fire? What, are you some sort of freak? Man… I set my elbos on fire at least every two days. I get cranky if I don’t.
Seriously, though. Who would not have that one bolded? All the rest of them are pretty normal.
LOL! Nope, I never purposely set myself on fire. I have accidentally, but never purposely. :) I’m more into mud and water. :D