Nose Malfunction

The smelling capability of my nose is malfunctioning. For the past few days I have been smelling cigarette smoke. Sometimes, the smell is so intense I cough and choke on it. Lucien declares there’s no smoke smell anywhere when I mention it to him. I know there’s something wrong with my nose. And believe me, I keep it pretty clean…and still that cigarette smell permeates my nostrils. I can smell it now as I type this.

Some more nonsensical facts:
There is 63,360 inches in a mile.
11% of people in the world are left-handed.