Why is it that weekends seem so short?
How come I stay up late so much?
Why do people keep calling when I’m asleep and never do when I’m awake?
Why is it I get hungry in the middle of the night?
Why is it that on days I’m off, I don’t want to do anything, and when I’m not off, I want to do something?
Should there be a 4-day-week and 3-day-weekend law?
When is monotony going to end?
I Have Cramps 